Biosystems Afterhours

A collection of (mostly inoffensive) engineer humor
To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Note: All our files are scanned for viruses, but we don't guarantee anything.

Our best selection
Mad Cow
(A PowerPoint Presentation)

Jokes
Engineers with others
British Engineering
The Retired Engineer
The Blondes and the Engineer
The Engineer's Summer Tan
The Priest, Drunkard and Engineer
Golf and the Engineer
Programmer and Engineer
The Frog Prince
Mars Mission
Hell's Own Engineer
Engineer and the Manager (web guy's favorite)
USA vs Japan

Jokes only Engineers get
Redneck Professional Engineering Exam
Why Engineers Don't Write Recipe Books
You May Be An Engineer if ...
You May be an Engineer if ... 2
Top 20 Engineering Phrases Interpreted
More Engineering Phrases Interpreted
Handy Engineering Convertions

Education
Answers to Freshman Questions
College Class Identification
Priorities
The Thermodynamics of Hell <<Rated PG-13>>
The Way to Think (True story)
Graduate Oral Exams
Ph.D. Qualifying Exams
50 years of Math Education

Miscellaneous
Parable of a Consultant
Bill Gates Dies
Bill Dies Again
Dam Permitting (True story)
Windows™ Haikus
Maxims for the New Millennium
Job Interview Low-Lights
Computer Problem Report Form
Technologically Challenged
Bingo

Films and Sounds
TheKnack.wav (288KB)
TheKnack (1.3Mb)
Holiday fun with the Dancing Baby (1.41 Mb)
Disco Alien (AlienSong.mpeg 3.1 MB)
Computer Stress (stress.avi 1.6 MB)
Dancing Baby (babycha.avi 1.0 MB)
Windows Upgrade for 95/98/NT (129 KB)
(Make Windows sound like it performs)

Programs
Snowball Fight (2 MB)
A Free Gift (300 KB)
A Cool "Game"
Card Trick (Excel file card_trk.xls)